shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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