I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Can Purell be used as lube?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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