Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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