new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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