I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
