i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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