do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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