Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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