Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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