why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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