Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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