There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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