Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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