Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
