I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
false alarm. still invincible.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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