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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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