would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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