White coat. Heels.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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