You're my little dorito
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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