New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
