Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Boobs are out for the taking
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
