I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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