The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Randomize
