porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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