Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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