It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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