Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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