haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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