so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
