ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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