Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
