I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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