im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I need a burrito and a hug.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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