k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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