Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Randomize
