Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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