It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
where am i from again
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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