yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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