used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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