i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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