I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
