come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
