He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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