is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
i've created a new STD.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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