Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Randomize