i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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