I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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