I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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