i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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