You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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