I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Mom said you looked used
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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