I must be too annoying 4 u.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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