Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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