I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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